- 'Pop' has everything to do with beverages and nothing to do with your Dad.
- You know what Ox roast is. It is a delicacy, and it doesn't conjure up images of wagon trains.
- You have three choices -- Browns, Bills, or Steelers -- end of list.
- It is completely normal to see people you've known since kindergarten every day at the bars, at the grocery store, the mall, work...you get the idea.
- Perch is on the menu.
-Every time you hear 'Carol of the Bells' you start singing 'Star Mobile Homes, Star Mobile Homes...'
- Jesus Christ himself would lose an election if he was a republican.
- Downsizing means your job shut down and moved somewhere else.
- You know peach jam is really a traffic problem.
- You've been to an Eat n' Park and experienced the glorious sensation of receiving a free smiley-face cookie however you've never actually eaten one.
- Pizza and wings are your favorite meal at home or eating out.
-You know what pepperoni balls are and you buy some to take back to school with you.
-You've actually been to a stag n drag.
-You know what a radilight is and you know what to do when it goes off.
-You are no longer surprised by the phrase "Erie County teacher arrested for corruption of minors/assaulting a student/having sex with student"
-You know all the lyrics to the "Braendel Painting" jingle.
-A Register is something that heat comes out of.
- You picture two matching men- an old white guy and a younger black guy when you hear someone say "bicycle built for two"
-You've been to a "Save-An-Eye" game
-You have a pool table in your basement and you are on a bowling league.
-You know it is your lucky day when you get all of the green lights on West 12th St.
-You've even tried to leave and Erie just keeps sucking you back in